PORTLAND PRESS HERALD • November 22, 2022
I feel like the world has just zoomed right by me. Here I am with my savings still invested in dollars, or ridiculously boring bonds, and everyone else is getting rich by investing in secure and anonymous digital currency: bitcoin, ethereum, Tether, USD Coin – the list goes on and on. I have decided to establish an environmentally friendly crypto currency that will be secure, severely limited in quantity and hack proof. I am going to call it shtcoin. The currency is going to be based on how many poops our dogs take in our yard per day. I’ve already decided that when it hits $500 per coin, I’m getting another dog. Subscriptions to shtcoin2 will start next summer. Get in early, don’t miss the boat. ~ Adam D. Lee, Cumberland