BANGOR DAILY NEWS • November 24, 2022
I present it again — my Thanksgiving leftovers — tidbits that did not get published this year but should have:
— Is there anything sadder than a bald eagle with a combover?
— Maybe I shouldn’t admit this, but I know what a ruffed grouse looks like, sounds like and tastes like.
— I crossed a parrot with a woodpecker. It only talks in Morse code.
— One vulture says to the other, “Does this clown taste funny to you?”
Many more.