‘Shark Week’ Flips All Logic On Its Head As Maine Perplexes Over Summerlong Great White Invasion

MAINE WIRE (Maine Policy Institute) • September 15, 2026

North Atlantic analysts are still gobsmacked over the number of killer sharks lurking off the Maine coast this summer. Even a Gulf of Maine “scientist” failed to come up with any solid theory. Apparently the moral to the story is killer sharks are as sharks can be. After 400 million years lurking beneath, they evidently aren’t ready to spill their strategy to not only surviving but prospering.